The Political Mind TShirt
Aftera groundbreaking two-year study, scientists at the PrincetonNeuroscience Institute announced today that they have made criticalbreakthroughs in understanding the political mind. In addition to thefour major lobes of a normal brain, researchers found that manypoliticians have a fifth lobe, comprised of a mysterious "brownmatter." "This 'bullshitallal lobe,' as we call it, enables many ofthe cognitive skills vital to a politician, including doublespeak, flipflopping, pussyfooting, fear mongering, blathering, brownnosing,bootlicking, shit slinging, and the ability to portray oneself as 'bluecollar' despite owning a 500-foot yacht with a built-in squash court andhelipad" said Dr. Steven Henkley, who directed the study. The studyalso revealed that there is an entire section of the political minddedicated to finding ways of bringing "my relationship with God" intoconversation.
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